So drunk, too bad you don't want this
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
I don't think brook has ever known best
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
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