Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
the cashier wished me a happy fathers day while i bought condoms
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
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