google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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