Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
God gave him joint rollers for hands
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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