Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
Santa Claus winked at me two tables over at the Chinese place tonight I was almost afraid he knew "getting laid" was my Christmas wish
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
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