how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
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Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
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My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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