im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
Randomize
