I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
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never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
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He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
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