I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
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