Kareoke will never be a sober sport
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
