I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
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