I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
How does it feel to date your dad?
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
Pooping to opera.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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