that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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