i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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