You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
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I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
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sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
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