i wish starbucks made bloody marys
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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