when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
Randomize