So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
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My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
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Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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