Well apparently he's into motor boating.
just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
I hate all girls vehemently.
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
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Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
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Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
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