I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
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Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
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If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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