community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
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right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
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Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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