yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
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