My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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