Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
accomplished twins. life is a go
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
I've taken a shot every five minutes for the past twenty. His valentines cupcakes are going to be a fucking delicious vodka induced mess. Thinking about putting vodka in this next batch. I'm the best girlfriend.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
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