i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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