Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
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