So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
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Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
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Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
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