what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
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how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
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I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
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