You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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