On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
apparently the officer said last night, "son, why don't you do yourself a favor and spread your legs so you don't keep vomiting on them". why can't I remember those nights?!
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
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