His apartment number was 69. I had to.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
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