I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
you win again, gameday.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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