yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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