Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
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