no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
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