I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
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apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
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I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
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