Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
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