so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
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All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
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I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
So vagazzling was a success
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
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