I bet he comes in French.
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
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