Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
Why did u text me "I want to get drunk and go to pizza hut tomorrow. don't let me forget." at 3am??
That text was pretty fucking self-explanatory, man.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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