I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
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Just called the consul general of France "dude"
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
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We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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