just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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