i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
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I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
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It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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