You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
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