just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
He passed out mid-signature
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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