I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
Randomize
