If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
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Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
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I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
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