Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
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She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
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Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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