What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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