Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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