No stitches, just platelets and will power
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
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Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
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Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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