i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
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you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
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I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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