I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
I lost the right to judge tonight
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
Randomize
