That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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