Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
Screwed.edu
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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