the new term for farting is butt boxing.
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
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She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
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The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
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