I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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