Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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