if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
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You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
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No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
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